If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via thehilariousblog)
Praise the Lord, it’s only taken 3 years!
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
(via blackglitterdreams)
crying at every vaguely emotional piece of music on television.
It’s so odd watching everybody else cheer up and still feeling completely dead inside, yourself. Even stranger trying to explain to someone that, yes, the sun is out, but you still want to kill yourself. Funny that.
